I’m coming home, I’m coming home. So I have said all the goodbye’s had all the hugs enjoyed the last dinner with my buddies, had the last breakfast with my Kiwi family. Now in the posh hotel awaiting flight. My van has not sold despite the best ever for sale sign.
For Sale
This pile of s---t
As is, where is, if it still is.
Comes complete with open air toilet, campfire, natural air conditioning, and numerous extras too few to mention. Thankfully the little old pommie owner (AKA peg leg) has been deported on medical grounds.
Has never been raced or rallied (the van) and given it’s thirty+ years (again the van) it is surprisingly (the van) well it is just plain surprising. It is fitted out as a double bed on wheels and is more suited for this use when stationery (the van). Having travelled 300,000+K’s makes this a very dodgey buy, but who knows there may be another pom out there somewhere........!
To view, touch or experience (the van) call 0800 get-a-life.
This note was placed on the window bye Cyril who now has the joy of trying to see it. You never know it might just go
(no-where).
I will be back on my English mobile as of Tuesday which I was going to write here ********** but I don’t know it. So good luck in finding it. Remember that as I lost my phone I lost your phone number too. Love to all and see most of you soon.
